"I have to go poop. BAD!"My cheeks are turning red, just thinking about it. And I've also got a serious case of the giggles.
Better yet, he wouldn't even go when I took him to the bathroom. So it was all for naught. Gotta love it!
Sunday, September 7
Complete and Utter Embarrassment Thanks to a 3 Year Old
Today in sacrament meeting, during the sacrament (i.e. nearly complete silence), Aidan said something in a normal volumed voice. However, to me, it sounded like he was screaming. And I know it was plenty loud because the woman in front of us mentioned it to me during Relief Society! This is what he said:
Better yet, he wouldn't even go when I took him to the bathroom. So it was all for naught. Gotta love it!
Better yet, he wouldn't even go when I took him to the bathroom. So it was all for naught. Gotta love it!
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Ohhhh! I want to be beautiful and wonderful!! Thought I'd share MY embarrassing story with you. Today, during Sacrament Scott tried to get Sydney her bread. I slapped his hand, and said, "she can do it herself." Sure enough, she looks at the tray, and picks the biggest piece of crust she could find. I don't know why it was SOOO funny to me, but she starts chomping away on it, and looking at me with innocent eyes, and I start giggling like a crazy person. I almost had to leave because I was laughing so loud. (and of course it took her FOREVER to each such a big piece of crust!) Scott was embarrassed.
Heeheehee. I didn't hear him, but I did see the look on your face when you got up!
When my brother Danny was 2-ish and potty training, my mom took him to the bathroom during church. When they came back into the meeting, Danny shouted (yes, shouted) "Mommy went pee pee on the potty!" So you're not the first, and definitely not the last mom to be embarrassed horribly by her little boy in Sacrament Meeting.
Ohhh nooooo! Too funny. Of COURSE he would pick THAT MOMENT to make his announcement!
My kids not only announce when they need to go poop, but also when they stinker or burp. Landen is always announcing "Ha, ha! I tuted!" Oh, boy. I've gotten used to the embarrassment now. It's unfortunate, but he is always doing stuff like that. How do I teach him to be more appropriate? I tell him every time he does it that he needs to keep his voice down and he only needs to tell US stuff like that. And we don't even need to know when he tutes, just to excuse himself. SHEESH! What would you do without a healthy dose of embarrassment once in a while?
Goodness--I forgot to add your new link to my google reader--I was just thinking,"man, I haven't heard from Erin for a while, but she's still commenting" and then I realized what I had forgotten! Sorry! I have some catching up. This is a great story! We have one too--in Sacrament. Carson came back from the bathroom and announced plenty loud for some people to hear, "I got poop on my finger." EWWW!!!
Milo has said, nice and loud in sacrament meeting: "Testimony and Cheese!" and "I have a penis". I just lose it when kids say funny stuff in church.
So funny.
That is funny and good for a smile!
Liz
ROFL!!!! You have to love kids!! I cant wait to have those wonderful moments when Kaite starts talking more!
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