Thursday, September 4

Tips on Becoming a Gooder Writer

I read this in the Reader's Digest, which found it off of plainlanguage.gov. It totally made me laugh. These are tips on being a "gooder writer."
  • Avoid clichés like the plague - they're old hat.
  • Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
  • Do not use a foreign word when there is an adequate English quid pro quo.
  • Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  • Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
  • Be more or less specific.
  • Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Ha ha! Let's see if any of you can make a sentence using/breaking a few of these rules in the comments section. Here's my try: I feel like a million bucks when I eat stuff (you know, food) sans utensils.

5 people wanted to leave a comment:

Britt said...

I read that and Voila, I'm gooder writer (I read good too).

Brooke said...

I'm extremely un-intelligent enough (you know, kind of dumb) to make statement like that. SO, don't ask that of me, por favor! I say again, DON'T ask that of me!

Brooke said...

Ok, now that I've left that dumb statement above, I can make a real comment! I unfortunately break many of those rules, quite often. Especially the (parenth) rule! It's kind of insulting to think that "they" don't think I'm a good writer! Just kidding! I don't care! If people don't like the way I write they just don't have to read it!

Kayla said...

I, unfortunately, use parenthesis a lot! (I can't help it).

Elisa said...

Your blogheader is tres chic! I mean, its like way beyond in the awesome factor because of its awesomely awesomeness! (does that count?)

Thanks for the shout out! It's always fun to find new bloggy friends!

ps. I really do like your blog header! :>)